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Payroll & Accounting Jokes and Humour |
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Well !! All professions have jokes and payroll and accounting is no different, so we've rounded up a few jokes and comments about salary and payroll. If you have any stories or jokes you would like to share with us please E-mail them and we will consider adding them. |
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Re: Holiday Pay Dear Valued Employee, Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of £9,313,4708.63 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Yours sincerely, Automated Payroll Processing I HAD worked at a mental-health center for about a year when one payday I received two paychecks. The personnel office informed me that the extra check represented a retroactive pay raise I should have received several months before. My elation was short-lived, because the next day I was told a mistake had been made and I should not have been given the second check. I would be notified as to when and where to pay back the money. Two weeks passed, and again I received two checks. Immediately, I called the personnel office and asked why I had received another extra check. After putting me on hold for some time, the voice on the other end returned and cheerfully informed me: "It's quite simple. In the first check that you shouldn't have received, you didn't get enough." Both extra checks had to be repaid. I CALLED my two young employees into my office to inform them of their semiannual pay raise. "However," I told them, "because business has been slow your raise will be paltry." "You can't pay us in poultry!" Jeff exclaimed. "No, Jeff," said Chris. "I think she means chicken feed." |
